Most Balls Ever

I'm on with a customer right now who wants insurance very quickly. He's in his car. There's a state trooper outside his car window waiting to give him a ticket.

We are, of course, having computer trouble tonight. First we can't find his information. Then we find it and the system won't let me sell him the policy. The trooper interrupts him several times wanting to know if we found his policy and he keeps putting him off, telling the trooper there is a glitch and we are trying to look it up.

Finally the computer relents and lets me sell the guy his insurance. I give him his policy number. He rolls down the window and gives it to the trooper.

Just as calm as you please.