Make that two, okay?

So I tried a new strategy of taking only one pain pill instead of two.
NOT RECOMMENDED due to 1) the throbbing and 2) I can't sleep.
But while laying in bed awake I somehow became occupied with the word oligarchy. What does that mean? Ruled by many? (Note to self: look it up.) Only I wanted to change it up a little: oliogarchy. Ruled by oil. Ruled by the lotion dispenser in your desk. Makes it smooooother.


Just to recap: two pain pills.